KAVA KAVA ANXIETY
Is "kava anxiety" a real worry? You bet it is. This dreadful terror has caused many men (and women) around the world to shiver in fear.The outcome of this condition in the worst case is always the same: A shell of kava that cannot be finished. Usually this shell of kava is bestowed upon another who has overcome their disorder through extensive therapy or has not reached that point yet.
All kava anxiety comes from one thing and one thing only, the kava itself. More specifically the horrible taste that kava is known for. Most cower in fear just thinking of the taste that will be left behind in their mouths after consuming a "yucky milkshake," as one of our customer's kids has appropriately described kava.
Kava anxiety could also be caused by a natural inhibitor inside of the kava plant. Some botanists have claimed that the "kava shivers" that come from staring at a scrumptious bowl of kava juice are indeed from a natural inhibitor compound inside the plant that prevents kava from being abused and prevents animals from eating it.They theorize that once a certain concentration of this compound has been reached in a body that it kicks in and renders the user with the symptoms of kava anxiety.
If kava anxiety has hampered your ability to drink kava and embarrassed you in front of your friends, don't worry, you are not alone. Tens of thousands of kava drinkers are affected by this weakness on a daily basis in nakamals, kava bars and their homes.
Most kava anxiety symptoms will recede after a few days if less kava is consumed on a daily basis. Listen to your body when you start to feel the malady set in. Don't drink that last shell. Save it for next time.
Oh how we envy those of you that have never experienced kava anxiety. How can you sit there and sip on the kava like it is juice or tea? And not seem to be affected at all. We want your secret.
Two of our customers that we will call Hubbs and Carney have kava anxiety so bad it literally takes them 5 minutes of mental preparation just to get each shell of this delightful elixir down the hatch.They would be grateful if people didn't stare at them every time they do this. They are not a freak show.
Note: Carney's kava anxiety has gotten so bad he seems to pray to the kava before drinking it now. Maybe it helps?
Kava anxiety is a powerful and magical force. We are happy that it exists. If kava tasted good people would drink way too much kava. Then all of us kava drinkers would have anxiety from not having kava because the authorities would likely ban it.
We are not medical doctors.This information is not meant to treat,diagnose, or cure any disease.The FDA has not reviewed or approved any wording on this page.We invented the term kava anxiety for this web page and they know nothing about it. |
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