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Monday, 06 March 2006 |
Welcome 4:20 People
You've heard ofCrunk Juice! Get Crunk?
Now we're going to show you KRUNK Juice! and
Get KRUNK...
KRUNK is a tam tam from the south Pacific. His role is similar to that of Bacchus - The Roman God of wine &intoxication. KRUNK is the South Pacific God of kava & intoxication. (He's not really a God, we made that up. Just a demi-God.) KRUNK likes to consume kava juice, which he calls krunk juice. Anytime you see KRUNK you can be sure there is some fun to be had. KRUNK likes to party a little too much.Everyday this guystarts drinking kavaearly and then 4:20 arrives and he beomes KRUNK!What exactly isbeingkrunk? Well. it is similarto being crunk but not really. Crunk is a combination of chronic and drunk (on alcohol-40 ouncers). We like to think that krunk is a combination of chronic and'kava drunk'. You can get krunk (if you're not scared or your mom will let you)right here in America. Buy some kava from Nakamal At Home then imbibe this magical elixir and embark on a journey into the spirit world. Listen to the songs of the kava as they say in Vanuatu.
Yeah, yeah we know, you have heard it all before. 100% legal herbs that are magical. This time it is for real. If you dont beleive us, click on the picture below to read a real story written about Vanuatu kava:
Then come back and order some kava powder so you can get krunk as soon as possible. Our kava isn't going to make you sick, don't worry. We know you have been bombarded with marketing for years from products that dont deliver. We have too. This product is not like the rest. Try it and you will see. Have no fear, KRUNK is here. |
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Last Updated ( Friday, 11 August 2006 )
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